- Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
- : 10 minutes go by
- Mom: are you ready yet?????
- Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
- Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
That awkward moment when people think they're funny, but they are just annoying..
(via ultimatehumorblog )
- step one: take out homework
- step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
I like how everyone complains when something new happens to Tumblr.
and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:
- canadians: american people are so annoying
- british: american people are so annoying
- chinese: american people are so annoying
- mexicans: american people are so annoying
- french: american people are so annoying
- americans: we are so annoying
the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn
honey, you missed auburn big time
- Me: Aw, i've grown to love this character deeply.
- Suzanne Collins: whoops, time to kill them.