Yellow Freaking Submarine

March 2012

• Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
• : 10 minutes go by
• Mom: are you ready yet?????
• Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
• Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

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February 2012

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That awkward moment when people think they're funny, but they are just annoying..

(via  ultimatehumorblog )

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• step one: take out homework
• step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far

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I like how everyone complains when something new happens to Tumblr.

and I think Karp is sitting in front of his computer, clicks on Save changes and whispers:

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• canadians: american people are so annoying
• british: american people are so annoying
• chinese: american people are so annoying
• mexicans: american people are so annoying
• french: american people are so annoying
• americans: we are so annoying

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

the box said it would be a honey-mist auburn

honey, you missed auburn big time

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• Me: Aw, i've grown to love this character deeply.
• Suzanne Collins: whoops, time to kill them.

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